Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Basketball "truth"

When you are at a basketball game and someone shoots the ball from really far away at the buzzer, even if it has no chance of going in, people will say, "Awwww!"

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Waiter "truth"

If a waiter asks you if you would like dessert after your meal, you say "No thanks, I am so full."

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Movie "truth"

When you show up to a movie early and you are the only ones in the theatre, someone says, "Good thing we got here early, there are not any seats left."

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Professor "truth"

When a professor wants to watch a movie for a class, he/she has trouble getting it to work at first.

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Friday, January 8, 2010

Sports Fan "Truth"

Whenever the student section of a sports event is shown on tv, everyone in the stands holds up their index finger and says 'we're number one!' no matter how good or bad the team really is.

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Dollar Bill "Truth"

If you have a lot of one dollar bills, someone will make a comment about being a stripper.

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Spill "truth"

If you are at a party or out at a bar and someone spills their drink, someone will say, "Time to cut them off." no matter how much they have had to drink.

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