Truth List

Hey everyone, this is the almighty list as it stands today. Start posting your own truths and get them added to the list!

1. During your first shower after a haircut, you use way more shampoo than is needed.
2. Point a rubber band at someone, like you are ready to shoot, and they will flinch even if they are out of range.
3. Farts will always be funny.
4. Only those who have lost will utter the phrase, "Well, you win some and you lose some."
5. If kids are playing with a stethoscope, one of them will yell into it while the other is listening.
6. If a youth soccer team is given orange slices at half time, there will be some kids using the orange peels as mouth guards at the start of the second half.
7. When you're hiding (playing hide and seek), you have to pee.
8. When giving something spicy to someone, you watch them intently as they eat it.
9. Hip hop remixes start out introducing who's in the song followed by....."REMIX!"
10. (This is the original truth that started it all) When someone is practicing their instrument on their own and they play something really cool, they'll look around to see if anyone noticed it.
11. If someone mispronounces a word, someone repeats their mistake.
12. If someone says something religious (in a non-serious way), someone will say, "ok, Jesus".
13. If you say "city" after a word, it is funnier (ex: blocking a shot in basketball, "stuff city!")
14. If someone is wearing camouflage, someone else says, "Hey, I can't see you.".
15. When lights come back on in a classroom after a power outage, everyone says, "awwgh!"
16. When people shut off the lights in a room, everyone gets quiet.
17. If person 1 mumbles something and person 2 asks, "What'd you say?" and person 1 says, "Nothing.", person 2 will repeat what they said, even after asking.
18. When the bell at school rings at the wrong time, someone says, "I'm tardy." or "Time to go home.".
19. If someone makes a statement like, "It's flooded outside.", on of their friends will say, "You're flooded outside.".
20. If it's storming outside and someone (in a room with others) says the word "tornado", other people start asking if a tornado is coming.
21. If you are in a classroom with girls and thunder sounds, some girl will say, "I'm scared.".
22. When a bungee cord unintentionally gets hooked, you just shake it hoping it will come off.
23. If you are running (not for exercise), someone will say "Run, Forest, run!".
24. When people are good at things, others say they make it look easy.
25. When you get a good grade on something, someone will say, "I hate you.".
26. If someone's family member (parent) walks into the room where the person is, people will tell that person that their parent is there.
27. If someone doesn't say something loud enough for others to hear, the person who said the statement says, "What, are you deaf?".
28. If people are copying down what someone is saying and the person is saying it too fast, people will moan and sigh extra loud.
29. When you are holding stuff in your hand and under your arm, whatever is under your arm will fall out.
30. If the overhead projector is partly on the ceiling people (even though they can read it) will say they can't read it.
31. If someone makes an inbred joke (like marrying your sister), people will say something about Kentucky.
32. When you take an air mattress out of the package, it will never fit back in.
33. Whenever you say to double____ something, the triple stamp a double stamp line from Dumb and Dumber is brought up.
34. If you try to open a jar and can't, but when you give it to someone else and they can, you say, "I just loosened it for you.".
35. When you ask a stranger to take a picture of you with your camera, they ask you how to use it (like they haven't seen one before) and end up taking a blurry picture. (But we all know that you say it looks good, just to avoid more conversation)
36. When playing fooseball, the balls that roll the slowest are the hardest ones to stop from going in the goal.
37. When a fooseball gets stuck under one of your guys, you try numerous times to kick it out, even though it never works.
38. The word flaccid is only used when describing a penis.
39. When the sign on a storefront is missing letters, or they're not lit up, someone will try to pronounce it the way it looks. (ex: Village Pantry without "Vill" or "ry" results in "age pant.")
40. Boys only go to gymnastics class to play in the big foam pit.
41. If someone asks you to say hello to someone for them, it never happens.
42. When you are using a screen share feature on a computer with a friend, they will take over the mouse just to be annoying.
43. If you ever use glitter, it will somehow get on you and it will continue to pop up on you, even when you think you have it all off. (it is the herpes of arts and crafts)
44. When you play Duck Hunt for the original Nintendo, you try to shoot the dog if it comes up out of the grass laughing at you.
45. When the power goes out in your house and you need a flashlight, they either have dead batteries or no batteries at all.
46. When you're pouring milk on a bowl of corn flakes, milk will hit the flakes and shoot out of the bowl all over the table.
47. When you're at a bowling alley, at some point during your play, something will go wrong with the pins or the scoring.
48. When you're having corn on the cob for dinner, someone will say "This is really good corn.".
49. If somebody is leaving a room and says bye to someone else in the room, then walks out the door and comes right back in because he/she forgot something, the person they said bye to will say "That was quick!".
50. When you open a squeeze-it, you suck out the little bit of juice that is in the twist cap.
51. When you watch a video of yourself or hear a recording of your voice, you wonder if you really do sound like that.
52. When your car is acting up, and you take it to the shop, the problem will go away until you leave the shop, at which point it will begin to happen again.
53. People walking down a hall will look in rooms as they walk by, the people in the rooms will look out and always make eye contact.
54. When you are eating Bugles, you stick them on your fingers and pretend that you have long nails/fingers.
55. When you are eating pretzel rods, you pretend that they are cigars.
56. Whenever someone asks, "What time is it?" Someone will answer, "Time for you to get a watch."
57. If something doesnt have a price on it in a store or doesn't ring up in the register, people will say, "It's free!"
58. When two guys are playing a sports video game and have to make a crucial play (penalty kick in soccer game or a big pitch in a baseball game", they will look at each other and hide their controllers so the the other can't see what buttons they are pushing.
59. Putt-putt courses are pirate or zoo themed.
60. When someone asks you what kind of Kool-Aid you want, you tell them what color, not what flavor.
61. If people in an office are weawring similar clothes, (i.e. the same color shirt) comments will be made about people "getting the memo".
62. When you get to the bottom of the bag of chips, you start looking into the bag and sifting to find the last of the big chips.
63. When you see someone in public who has and eye patch on, someone says "Hey look, it's a pirate."
64. People who run a landscaping business in the summer, run a snow removal business in the winter.
65. When you are taking a Scantron test and you answer 3 or more questions in a row with the same letter, you start to get nervous. You will most likely go back and change one of your answers, because no way would your teacher have the same letter as the answer that many times in a row.
66. If you're wearing a coat inside, someone will come up to you and say "Are you cold or something?"
67. When you are trying to set up a wireless router, it will not be as easy as the software claims it will be.
68. When you are on the beach and you see someone with a metal detector, you think to yourself, "Man, I have always wanted one of those!".
69. When you are eating Pringles, you put them between your lips like a duck.
70. When a group of people sing happy birthday to someone, several people will sing in funny voices.
71. When you finish a Capri Sun drink, you blow it back up and make people think it is full.
72. When you drop something off in the big blue mailbox on the street corner, you open the door and drop in the letter and then open it again just to make sure it fell in.
73. The week of New Year's Eve, when saying bye to someone you won't see until New Year's Day or later, you say, "See you next year!"